Friday, January 14, 2005
Can anyone explain to me why car alarms haven't been outlawed? They are nothing more than a public nuisance, especially in the narrow, car-laden streets of Hoboken. I think the last time a human being heard a car alarm and actually thought to themself, "Oh my God, someone is trying to steal that car!" was sometime around 1987. Can we just admit that they serve no purpose to society whatsoever, and they need to go? I'll support a $500 fine for first offense.
And while we're at it, how about jail time for people who don't pick up after their dog's shit on the sidewalk?
Sorry for the rant. I'm actually in a good mood today.
Big ups to Jersey City bloggers—and to Tris McCall, who is quick to point out that he doesn't consider himself one.